The holidays are prime memory-making time, with annual traditions ranging from cozy baking sessions and tree decorating nights to ugly Christmas sweater parties. This last activity can get pricey when the whole family is invited, so we’ve rounded up a bunch of creative options for Mom, Dad, the kiddos and even the family pup—most under $30. Whether you’re going for subtle and sophisticated or awesomely over-the-top, we’ve got the best ugly Christmas sweater kitsch you need.
A cat with decorated antlers wearing a Christmas sweater on a Christmas sweater… It’s so meta! And so funny. And so comfy.
We’re not even sure this one counts as an “ugly” Christmas sweater with its understated retro reindeer pattern. Throw it over jeans and a T-shirt for tasteful festive flair.
For fans of The Grinch, it doesn’t get much better than a cozy sherpa hoodie adorned with the face of Dr. Seuss’s furry green grump.
Pair these sweet, patterned Christmas trees with your favourite jeans or leggings and a pair of booties for a subtle nod to the holidays.
The holidays aren’t complete without adding a little Fair Isle to your wardrobe. This pretty blue-and-white pick is perfect for casual parties or lounging at home.
This sweet sweatshirt, with its blocky reindeer and Scandinavian borders, is a throwback to the ’70s and ’80s patterns beloved by knitters everywhere.
What’s more fun than narwhals roasting marshmallows over an open fire? We can’t think of anything (especially since the flames are embellished with sparkly threads!).
This knitted cotton-and-acrylic pick features Santa and one of his trusty reindeer under a starry sky. The contrasting red neckline and cuffs add a little extra punch.
Who doesn’t love a Christmas pun? Especially a Christmas pun combining dogs and Dickens. It really doesn’t get much better.
Simple and sweet, this jolly design features the big guy in red and a few of those famous reindeer. It’s perfect for the unassuming-yet-festive crowd.
Favour collared shirts for special occasions? This holiday, choose one that’s positively splattered in Christmas cheer.
He might look a little like he’s wearing vintage wrapping paper with this sweater but who cares?! Encourage him to go all out by adding a Santa hat.
Jurassic Park but make it yuletide. Add some snowflakes and all of a sudden a T. rex eating a brontosaurus is the hit of the holiday party.
At some point during the holiday season, sloth mode will be activated. He’ll be suitably dressed for lazy mornings, movie nights and drinks in front of the fire.
It’s your favourite black hoodie—but on-theme for the season.
If you’re going to wear a sweater featuring a photo of Santa holding tankards of beer, you’d better have a sense of humour. An arsenal of dad jokes is also required.
This pick features the cutest little sloth you ever did see, complete with sequined hat and candy cane. The only problem? It might be more adorable than ugly.
Santa’s so cool, he’s gotta wear shades—Christmas tree shades on an ugly Christmas sweater, to be exact.
With moose, maple leaves and the most Canadian saying ever, this soft, 100-per-cent cotton pick is light enough on the “Christmas” to satisfy even the grinchiest of grinches.
And you thought they didn’t celebrate the holidays under the sea! Seashells and snowflakes set the scene for these swishy gals.
This Rudolph looks so much like the one from the vintage Burl Ives claymation Christmas special that you’ll want it in your size.
Is it a cryptocurrency? Is it a meme? Is it an ugly Christmas sweater? It’s all three. And it’s also pretty cute.
Even Batman gets into the holiday spirit. Little DC Comics lovers will be stoked to wear the caped crusader in his festive finest.
Is it Dasher or Dancer? Whatever reindeer is front and centre, this cute option will make your doggo trendy and toasty. Add a trapper hat to complete the look.
Don’t let cookie crumbs hit the floor or the official taste tester will live up to the name on this sweet tee.
If your dog has a tiny bit of ‘tude (or a perpetual resting grump face), deck them out in this fuzzy sweater and have a little laugh at their expense.
This pick even has ribbed sleeves just like the human equivalent of an ugly Christmas sweater. Plus, the red pompom nose on Rudolph is ultra-charming.
You know what your dog needs for the holidays? A cheery tunic embellished with pompoms and a ruffle. Obviously.
If the whole family is getting Christmas jammies, don’t forget to include your pooch. The plaid print is on point for the season, while the moose on the bum is utterly adorbs.
If you’re going for stylish, you can’t go wrong with Buffalo plaid and iconic wool cuffs. And if your pup’s not into sweaters, then a plaid hat and scarf works, too.